Wednesday 13 October 2010

Recon Mission Success: Nana's Got a Brand New Bag

After sending one of Nanageddon Now's best reconnaissance fighters on a highly dangerous mission, we have managed to obtain top secret footage of one of the OAP's best tacticians. In this video, we witness the elderly woman (known only to us as 'Raving Granny') befriend a group of youths and gain their respect and, most importantly, their trust. This has left an entire platoon's worth of future Nanageddon Now recruits open and very, very vulnerable. Luckily for them, she was not armed and there were no casualties.

This woman cannot be trusted. Therefore, the NNHQ has requested this video be shared online and serve as a warning to all those who will listen. Raving Granny must be stopped. If you see this woman, or any woman who acts in a similar fashion, in a rave you are attending - please, do not hesitate to contact the NNHQ who will take care of the situation.

Thank you for your co-operation. Please refer to the video link below:

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